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Mike Woolley

Mike Woolley

A totally unique individual; just like everyone else.

Did you know?
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
Random Wisdom

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

- Swiss Tony (The Fast Show)
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